You wanna lose weight? Stop eating fatty! You wanna make money? Work your ass off, lazy! You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go.

About This Quote

This quote is actually a play on words. When you eat fatty, you lose weight. When you work your ass off, you make money. When you find someone to like and never let him go, you will be happy.

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